Rocky 6 = (WTF * 2006)
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Tonight, I had the unfortunate event of being notified that Rocky 6 is coming out in theaters shortly. I don’t watch tv, so I hadn’t seen the trailers for this movie, and wasn’t properly notified that it was coming…
The story line is that Rocky is coming out of the retirement… home… to finally redeem himself for years of bad acting and unnecessary sequels.
Naturally I went to IMDB to check out the page, when I noticed this comment (I screenshotted it so you can see)
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December 2nd, 2006 at 9:57 am
Rocky has had a happy life in the nursing home. Somehow all the problems that he has had with vision in his younger years have been magically corrected. Through the use of growth hormone provided by Balco, Rocky is in the best shape of his life. With his new best friend, Barry Bonds, Rocky starts to train again.
The emotional plot twist comes as Rocky’s wife, Adrian, no longer feels attachment toward him. All the steroid use has shrunken his testes to the size of peas. He is the same lovable lug as always, but “Yo Adrian!” Rocky needs some lovin!
Mickey, back from the dead X 2 (Rocky and one of the Grumpy Ole Men movies) is still throwing inspirational quotes like:
“Rocky, you’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder! Adrian will be the pink boat that you’ll be riding to tuna town in no time!”
Sadly, before the final fight, Rocky becomes ill secondary to radiation poisioning. The Russians are suspected, but it turns out just to be a side-effect of his treatment for his prostate cancer.
THE END.
December 2nd, 2006 at 10:14 pm
That’s hilarious!